Whatjadew 2008

My roommates decide to throw this little concoction together to get faded with their own original flavor – real trashy style. You get a big bottle of cheap white wine and a couple of whatever brand alcoholic energy drinks and combine them. This involves sucking enough of the wine down to cram in the hideously flavored malt liquors that are primarily associated with drunk college kids rocked by the “Oh my god, my parent’s AREN’T HERE!” sort of stupor that is primarily associated with dorm rooms where kids try to light their first cigarette backwards.

You know,   those drinks.   

Throw in a pack of Skittles or some other little candy trinkets and RACE towards blackout. Next day though, when you wake on a urine soaked couch with stuffed animals duct taped all over your body or perhaps with all of your pockets stuffed with toothbrushes of unknown origin, you can simply point to your 10% filled wine bottle, shrug, and say, “Well, heh, Whatjadew?”

Sure.

            Laugh it off.

Whatever.

                                    But, what did you do?